Will self-proclaimed Vajazzle Queen Amy Childs be taking on the trend?
Two new intimate beauty treatments on the market aiming to topple the vajazzle in the ‘sticking things on your lady parts’ stakes. US hair removal specialists Completely Bare are now offering the Foxy Bikini and the Carnivale Bikini to their clients with the former adding fox fur to the area and the latter involving ‘trendy feathers’.
I can’t work out if this is an entirely media-generated ‘trend’ or whether actual factual people are indulging in this vaginal redecoration but I have a few questions.
1. Regarding the Foxy Bikini, why on earth would you spend time and money yanking hair from your nether regions only to pay someone to glue the hair of another animal to the same place? It’s like shaving your head just so you can wear a wig that falls off after three days.
2. Again regarding the Foxy Bikini, the picture on the website shows a tuft of pink rising from the pelvis. It’s like the woman is indulging in some hilariously inappropriate behaviour with a troll doll.
3. Of all the reasons people have given over… Read more
Apparently, these animals feathers or fur are adhered to the bikini line by a salon specialist. Once secured, your accessorized lady parts will last a minimum of three days, during which time you are instructed not to do anything too crazy down there…
That hot pink patch of furry fug looks like the scalped head of a troll doll?
What do you think? Let’s us know in the comments!
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